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Can I help you?

A question a person asks when they think a completely unknown person is intruding or being out of line. It is usually only asked because the person cannot think of anything else to say.
*Unidentified person is rummaging through the owner's garbage*

Bewildered owner: Um, Can I help you?
by American Bateman May 23, 2009
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I love you

3 words that mean shit and are randomly thrown together in a sentence. 3 words that some people NEED to hear and some people hate to hear. sometimes said, just to be said. when said, it could scare people into leaving. 3 words that are supposed to be the highest term of affection. these words are casually thrown around by people who have no idea what its like to love someone and have them not love them back. words to be said to get into a girls pants, but only stupid girls fall for that. it could be meant truly by someone, but its not always NEEDED to be said, sometimes just shown
girl: "i love you."
boy "....."

boy "i love you"
girl " oh thats greatt...."
by giggles425 August 20, 2011
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I love me some

Novel grammatical structure indicating "I always like" something. Kinda like the middle voice in ancient Greek. Frequently used in reference to a love object, or favorite band.
When I asked her what she wanted for breakfast, Kate stirred and said, "Mmm, I love me some scrambled eggs!"

"Oh, I'd love me some Beyonce, you bet!" said Kyle.
by smendler July 16, 2010
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I love you more

Michael Jackson's answer to a love declaring.
RIP MJ - Heal the world!
Fan: "Michael, I love you!"
Michael: "I love you more!"
by MJisahero July 6, 2010
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I am your father

A. A phrase made famous by Star Wars episode, The Empire Strikes Back. It is the pivotal plot twist in the movie and is usually misquoted in a feigned Darth Vader voice as “Luke, I am your father,” whenever someone named Luke introduces himself to a Star Wars fan. Star Wars purists maintain the full quote is actually “No, I am your father.”
B. A phrase that someone named Luke growing up in the 1980’s would hear at least twice a month by random people who always make a ridiculous attempt to simulate James Earl Jones’ voice. They usually follow up by saying “I bet you never heard that before!”
Luke: "Hi my name is Luke."
Random Person putting hands up to mouth and breathing: "qwrrrr, qwrrrr, LuuuUUUuuuke I am your father! - Ha! betcha never heard that before!"
by Luke D. Lorenz January 12, 2006
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i like like you

by Hstar cool kid July 19, 2004
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What Have I Done?

A phrase used by Hayden Christensen once he realizes his mistake of cutting off Samuel L Jackson's hand and turning to the dark side. Fucking idiot
“What have I done?”Hayden contemplates his life choices as Samuel L Jackson falls through the Coruscant sky
by EzScueeezOnThemDefinitions April 22, 2018
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