Wizards beard

When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.

Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.

Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!

by HG2016 September 27, 2019

Wizards of the coast

Wizards of the coast is a company made to design elks elks at usually 3/3 but occasionally become normal stuff once they are sent to the grave yard unfortunately this Isa fatal way to get rid of it and any one who tries will be elked to death Wich is even worse then being frogged to death cause then you have a chance

I use oko their of crowns plus one to turns your questing beast to a 3/3 elk

wizards of the coast

by Biggest desletor magic fan November 9, 2019

Scissor Wizard

(n). lesbian

"Did you hear about that chick carrie who was a vegetarian? total scissor wizard"

by scavothemeatloaf February 2, 2017

Talking to the Wizard

A term used to describe the tunnel vision or stars and colors one might see during a high intensity Crossfit workout.

Athlete: <working out insanely hard>
Coach: YEAH! GO HARDER G...wait, what's wrong. Why are you just standing there starring off into space.

Athlete: Dude, I'm talking to the Wizard.

by bgoldstein March 29, 2010

wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious

look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement

by the necromancer June 21, 2013

Horney Wizard

Every young girl on the internet has at least one horney wizard aka a guy who gives her really good life advice but also sends her a pic of his dick.

girl 1: you seem so much better today
girl 2: yes I am! my horney wizard really helped me out.

by votme March 18, 2021

Wizard's Revenge

Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum

Man, Doris/Mervin gave me the best wizard's revenge last night

by Spalex August 17, 2012