Bird Index

When a male is faced with the question of the average rating (out of 10) of as many females he can see at a certain location or a given time.

The index is calculated = number of females / total score

GM: What's the bird index like down there?

Matt: Ow, its a solid 7.

(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)

by gmach April 3, 2012

Bird Bite

The act of playfully pinching a man's penis to catch them off guard while you say Boop!

John punched Peter in the face after Peter gave him a Bird Bite, it put a real strain on their relationship.

by Ericthegr8 January 13, 2023

bird brain

Somebody who is saying very stupid dumb things and is always getting you confused because they don’t make sense

Your such a bird brain. You are dumb

by simpforfinnwolfhard November 14, 2020

Bird ringer

A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.

We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.

by Fishy Fenny January 18, 2021

nigger bird

Flying nigger bird. (CROW)

Dude! Look at that HUGE nigger bird

by Bjjamwhich December 6, 2017

Flappy Bird

The gift uncalled for yet addictive of a bird flapping through these green pipes. This lil fat fucky ugly piece of shit cannot support himself for more than 0.1 seconds. In order to get through you have to tap constantly but no too much or else he will go to high but, not too less or else he will fucking fall face down to the ground like the lil bastard he is and die. To whoever made this....God help you...

WARNING: This Game May Have the Following: frustration, addiction, sadness, anger, depression, people destroying their electronics and/or maybe harming others.

John: dude is that Flappy Bird? what is your score?
Jase: maan i doin great made up to 8!
John: aww dude you uck im on 34 and my bro is on 162..yeh dude its so possible
Jase:...ah! imma hurt you bro go away!

by fatbich February 4, 2014

Dutch Bird

A drunk person running around pretending to be an airplane. Typically the person has their arms straight out and is making airplane noises.

"We were playing Wizard staff and he suddenly turned into a Dutch Bird."

"He was so foggerhoffed he pulled off a Dutch Bird in the middle of the parking lot!"

Person 1 : "How did I get all these scraps on my face?"
Person 2 : "You crash landed your Dutch Bird on a gravel parking lot last night"

by XOPJ January 4, 2010