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Zero Wipe Paradox

There is no poop that doesn't require a wipe, because to confirm it doesn't need a wipe, you would need to wipe once.
Zero Wipe Paradox is a paradox
by worm1234 August 9, 2012
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wiping back to front

The way chicks wipe their ass after taking a dump
Rhonda: " Whew - I tink Yvonne' s pussy's BAD! She wiping back to front".
by Mr.Tissue May 4, 2018
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Wipe your nose

The term wipe your nose refers to the act of violently attacking the ops (opposition) in a harsh manner, sometimes sending the op to the hospital ER and in some severe cases….. potential death. The index finger slides horizontally under the nose in the path of the ops and ends with the thumbs down position. This gesture lets your team know your out for blood and to scare the ops away.
The flag football team will wipe their nose in the direction of the silly Gumby’s player to scare them off. Don’t be on the wrong side of the wipe your nose sign.
by Nickflagfootball April 13, 2022
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Camel Toe Wipe

Similar to a guy teabagging someone, but this is for a female (female version of tea bagging) also commonly occuring in lesbonage acts:

To wipe ones camel toe floppy vag lips on their victims face..aka dunking the camel toe lips into victims mouth like they were wiping the other persons mouth with a silky smoot scarf (as long as said camel toe owner is shaved smooth), if said owner has a full bush said term is now camel toe furrball wipe.
"Man did you see that slut camel toe wipe her girlfriend's mouth?"

"Man did you see Cindy camel toe wipe her drunken passed out boyfriend at the party?"
by Tits Tormentor September 25, 2014
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Legendary Clean Wipe

The ultra rare act of taking a shit and then wiping only to discover a clean piece of toilet paper.
It was a glorious moment for me when I went poo and pulled off the legendary clean wipe.
by TesticularTorsion July 25, 2014
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Wipe my ass

Covering your bros ass while he clears a room of any sort of enemy. Primarily used in conjunction with Resident Evil 5's many Majini zombies. Can be used with any sort of 2-player co-op shooter game. Phrase coined during one of many bro days.
Italian Stallion: Bro, im going to get the last time bonus. Wipe my Ass!

Korean Bronco: You got it bro. Ass wiping in 5,4,3,2,1... go
by KoreanBronco March 4, 2010
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Poor Wiping Syndrome

The awkward experience of having an itchy butthole due to poor wiping after an mammoth shit.
John - Ahh dude, I've got the itchiest butthole...

Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?

John - Totally...

(John waddles off)
by worriedsmiley.com June 16, 2011
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