wilson owens

i kid who always is ballin, but also a smart ass at times.
hates mexican people who speak spanish!

haahahhahaha!

wilson owens is really really really really rad.

by carlynicolesmithens May 22, 2008

Jasmin Wilson

Someone who is with or going to marry an Ian Wilson or a Connor Wilson, she is a very romantic and a very beautiful girl, with a moddest touch

Jasmin wilson is such a stunnah, she is going to marry connor wilson

by Kathy Long March 28, 2009

elastic wilson

when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat.

i gave that bitch an elastic wilson and she almost died

by kjdfgksjkjdg October 31, 2008

craig wilson

A dick who loves cock <3

Craig Wilson loves cock!

by EllieLovesYou September 6, 2014

Harvey Wilson

Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.

"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"

"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."

by Hahasquid December 9, 2014

dooley wilson

Monkey ass rape

" I went to the zoo yesterday and got a Dooley Wilson... Talk about King Kong!"

by Jingling99 December 12, 2013

sinner Wilson

an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.

a good modern example of a sinner Wilson, IMHO, would be Bernard Maddoff or Conrad Black

by Sexydimma February 26, 2015