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by Hawky18 May 11, 2023
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Best of Luck!

When you are let go from a job, just look your boss in the eye and say, "Best of luck!" This is synonymous with "Go Fuck Yourself", but it is a much classier way of saying it.
Brian was downsized from his job - when meeting with his boss and getting the news of his termination, Brian looked Mike in the eye and said, Best of Luck! He then got up and left the meeting with his head held high!
by Mr413 July 3, 2025
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De-Lucking

When you realize you've been getting by on massive luck and it finally hits you it'll probably run out someday thus forcing you to create an adjustment plan and then implement it. This is De-Lucking.
Yesterday I forgot the 6th month anniversary of my new partner and they still gave me a hug. Best I get De-Lucking the one year now.
by DeCryptIcon May 22, 2023
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Good luck, babe!

what you say to a lesbian with comphet
''I don't like girls..it's just a phase.'' ''Good luck, babe!''
by clarisselaruesgf January 18, 2025
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Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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Lou Luck

The occurrence of random and accidental events leading to the success of the one known as Lou.
Only known person to cancel Lou Luck was the almighty Betti!!!
by The blessed February 3, 2024
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Bryan’s luck

When someone has very very VERY bad luck in everything.
Wow how did you lose you must have Bryan’s luck.
by Queenslayslay June 9, 2018
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