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John Wick

Its when you jump over a table butt naked, and stick your dick in a pussy.
This is usually done when a dumb bitch gets shot after not making a sandwich for their man while watching John wick 3 Parabellum, now on dvd or you ripped it off you fat cunt
yo this dumb bitch karen took the kids so I john wicked her in her internal schrodum
by breakfestbitch December 23, 2019
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Wicked the musical

A musical that gets more attention than it deserves.
Bob: I like Broadway shows
Fred: OMG! Me too! Have you seen Wicked the musical?!?!?!?!?
Bob: (Walks away)
Fred: (yelling to Bob) OK! Don't forget to IM me at ElphabaFan21986499870972158720650210985
by Yowza3 September 3, 2006
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wicked chill ass

an extremely high level of fun, located in new england
jake: "dude you smokin' {weed}?"

matt: "yea."

jake: "hell yea man thats {wicked chill ass}!"
by jewjebediah July 2, 2010
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Thanos John Wick

When a woman goes 'sex-crazy' and starts Thanos default dancing on the bed and wanting to shove a replica of the infinity gauntlet/Thanos car up their partner's ass before putting the John Wick DVD on repeat and waiting until the club scene plays, therefore making the intercourse more intense.
He was still hurting after his girl did the old 'Thanos John Wick' on him last night.
by saugen September 26, 2018
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Wicked Stupid Fuck

A person so clueless or stupid that they will somehow screw up the ultimate Free Lunch or Million Dollar deal.
1st Guy: Hey did ya hear that they offered him the Executive Vice President position but he turned it down to be the Mail Room Runner.
2nd Guy: No I hadn't. WOW! What a wicked stupid fuck he is.
by LJ Jr. October 24, 2016
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Wicked Witch of the West

Bitter/strict/mean old woman.

Usually a receptionist of some sort.
John: Old wicked witch of the west over there didn't accept my ID 'cause it was 1 month expired.

Timmy: What a bitter old hag!
by hmmmmmmmmmmmidk September 1, 2009
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john wick

by BoB YurBoi yT June 11, 2019
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