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freeform weapon sparring

just once get your friends together and do this.
the act of sparring with wooden weapons that are not necessarily the same for each combatant.
Me: Short swords against a spear is kinda unfair...
Josh: Thats Freeform weapon sparring for ya'
Me: Dick..
by Tristan Wassem August 11, 2006
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Human Weapon

Someone who knows Over 9000 different ways to kill you.
Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Kevin Lum, Bruce Willis are some of world's most well renowned Human Weapons.
by Supermandroid17 August 30, 2012
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Grind the wheat

Said when proving someone wrong. Often accompanied by hitting the bottom of your fist against your open palm.
Grind the wheat, grind the wheat. Make the bread, make the bread.
by Hamfry May 26, 2009
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pedifilic dick weapon

An acronym for the black ops 2 weapon: pdw. This was inspired by Dragonflame and forevercharger4k on psn.
Dragonflame: " im getting the mystery box:
Dragonflame: "Ah fuck i got the pedifilic dick weapon"
Forevercharger: "Dang the pdw, throw that shit away"
by Its ILL Jinkzy July 24, 2015
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I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT

A Misheard Lyric in Waking the Cadavers song, Chased through the woods by a rapist.

This Misheard Lyric exists because Chased Through the woods by a rapist is a Grindcore song, In which the lyrics are extremely difficult to understand, Due to it's Distorted Vocals and Overuse of Instruments.
I like shredded wheat! ROOOOOOOAAARRRRRRR4
by ZSAGAX January 12, 2022
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Dirty Rotten Old Cream of Wheat

An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.
Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?

Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!

Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!
by WordFreak November 22, 2011
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Whap

1. The Opposite of Fapping for Guys.
2. The Act of Patting yours or someone elses vagina vigourisly or with serious intensity in order to achieve an orgasm.
3. A form of Female Masturbation

Plural: Whapping
"Hey boyfriend! It's okay I caught you fapping, I'll Whap right with you! ...Unless you feel like fapping and whapping altogether..."
by BiGuy15 November 2, 2009
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