Vampiric Appreciation: When someone stays around you to suck the positive energy out of you while simultaneously creeping you out and ripping you off.
`Wow, she stole all their Facebook Art Posts, blocked them and posted it as their own.. Classic Vampiric Appreciation...` `Yeah, totally...
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Get the Vampire Taco mug.Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.
James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.
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Get the getting vampired mug.Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.
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Get the vampire flower mug.When your girl is on her period and you eat her out. After your done you’ll have a bunch of period blood on your face.
Chad: hey shawty your looking sexy today. Can I eat that pussy?
Girlfriend: yea but I’m in my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you the vampire special!
Girlfriend: yea but I’m in my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you the vampire special!
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