ur mom

literally your mom that's all

carlos: what did you do last night
jimmy: I was doing ur mom

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 26, 2022

Ur Mom

Ther hottest Bi*tch evr...

God damn, ur mom is a milf

by That_Faggot August 9, 2022

Ur mom

A mythical shadow that appears if you yell fortnight kid 3000 and abuses you to death

UR MOM IS FAT OH NO NOW SHE WILL SPANK ME

by I'm a baller February 5, 2025

ur mom

my bitch

I HAD SEX W UR MOM

by gmsscitkid February 2, 2022

ur mom

a totally healthy coping mechanism used to avoid conversing with others, or simply just a habit that I probably shouldn't have.

Person A: Yo, how are you?

Person B: aHaHAha, ur MOm

by crispthethicc April 24, 2021

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

ur mom

the woman in my bed last night

person 1: BOO!
person 2: AHH!
person 1: damn you sound just like ur mom
person 2: what. :|

by screaming-without-the-s October 5, 2022