twitter twirl

When you put a power screw driver up ones anus and jerk them off simultaneously

Pacheco was trying to twitter twirl me on the beach last night.

by The govenator plays ping pong January 21, 2014

twitter fail

a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you

tweet:1% milk is DOPE
Reply:stfu why do i follow you?
Reply2: yeah what a twitter fail

by knicksboy58 October 8, 2011

Twitter Parents

Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated

"Son I'm gonna take a shower"

"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"

by pfi February 17, 2015

Twitter Quiver

Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.

The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.

by Bullshitzer June 5, 2010

Twitter effect

The phenomenom where people strive to lead more interesting lives for the sole purpose of having something worthy of tweeting about.

I think her volunteer work and frequent trips to Europe are a direct result of the Twitter effect.

by Werdnurd June 19, 2009

Gay Twitter

A cess pool filled with twitter gays. This is the place you'd go to get your self-esteem and body image destroyed. Elitism and superficiality is at the pinnacle of the culture of gay twitter.

Josh blasted his half naked ass on gay twitter complaining about his body to make himself more relatable for likes and retweets.

by EMPHdk October 19, 2018

#FF Twitter

Sheep tag, please follow me, I have no friends, therefore I am posting this irrelevant link to make myself feel important

OMG I just saw something really mundane #FF Twitter

by sixsidedman November 22, 2010