Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.

I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.

by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021

Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.

My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.

by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021

Twinkie

Twinkies are awesome. Some people like how they taste.

My twinkie really hurts mommy!

by RESERS29 April 04, 2022

Twinkie

When you and your homie nut in a bitch at the same time and it resembles the bottom of a twinkie.

"Damn cuh, you remember what we did to that bitch last night?"
"Hell yeah, we made shorty look like a twinkie."

by Lil. Sebby August 29, 2018

Twinkie

Fat gay person

Givin off Twinkie vibes Tbh

by Sugershamer June 03, 2024

Twinkie

A guy who is several years older than his girlfriend.. (a reverse cougar)

Yah, I'm a twinkie, I'm dating a guy 15 years old than me.

by Trinamae October 31, 2014

Twinkie

A short gay male,usually a leprechaun. Also referred to as a twink. They are notorious for being curvier for shrek than male strippers, mudslides, and mike pence. It is said they taste and act like a Twinkie bar. Cheap and sugary. Their fetishes include shitting in mouth, golden showers, and gangbangs.

Twinkie: "have you seen that porno '2 Twinkies 1 rainbow"
Normal : "no"

Twinkie: "you should watch it"
Normall: "fuck no"

by Ejaculate June 07, 2017