Twinkles

A person / God / alien / vampire / clown who is unusually sparkly and likes throwing glitter at people.

Oh my god! That chick is such a Twinkles! She threw glitter at my eye!

by IsabelleeeXD April 17, 2010

twinkie arm

A flawed idea in which one leaves a twinkie in his or her coat arm-hole at the end of winter. The problem arises when the person puts the coat on at the start of the next winter and the twinkie falls to the floor.

Craig: Hey Jim, something horrible happened this morning.
Jim: What is it? Do you have diarrhea again?
Craig: Yes I do, but that's not what I'm talking about. This morning I put on my coat and a twinkie fell out on the ground.
Jim: Twinkie arm fails again.
Craig: It always does. Whoever invented twinkie arm is a moooooron.

by Mary Martin Gonzalez March 7, 2009

Rip van Tinkle

When you wake up after a long night's sleep and feel like you haven't pissed for 7 years.

"I hope the toilet doesn't overflow when I take this Rip van Tinkle."

by woodshole February 14, 2010

Tinkles

What you call a girl that goes to the bathroom for 3 seconds and piss 5 drops and you wonder why they would even bother to go the bathroom.

Tinkles is in the bathroom doing what Jenny does best: Tinkling the size of a teaspoon.

Jenny: I have to go to the bathroom.
Matt: TINKLES!!

Matt: Jenna is my little tinker bell.

by Matt Gonzo January 1, 2008

twinkie

People of asian ethnicity who have been exposed to western culture, the idea that twinkies are being rejected by white people is wrong. Another word for twinkie is banana, which is the asian way of calling a twinkie. Some of us are not culturally applicable to be whitewashed, however, Asians see us as foriegners, we fit in everywhere, just don't seem to belong anywhere. White culture is not totally in sync with us, some of our lifestyle is not agreeable to Asian. Because we don't eat as much rice as a normal Asian makes us an alien.

1) Asian Housemate #1: Whats that shit you eating? What the hell is that yellow gunk on your macoroni.

Me: it's fish pie, its my dinner, I grew up eating that. That cheese sauce... something I still like.

Asian Housemate #2: EEWWW! THATS GROSS! TWINKIE!

2) Asian #1: What shall we have for dinner?

Me: I want a full roast dinner.

Other Asian: that shit stinks. hey twinkie, your asian lets go to a chinese restaurant.

FYI all of this is happened to me.

by trapdcitiboi2008 April 14, 2011

twinkie whore

a word used to describe a large person of the female species

"gross! look at that twinkie whore!"

by iam amazing February 23, 2005

brown twinkie

When your stoned with a chick and your eating a twinkie and you take it and shove it up her ass.

yO. bitch stick this twinkie up yo ass.

by the nooge May 28, 2003