Twilight

A horribly written book by Stephanie Meyer. It's like every other teenage vampire book.

It lacks good writing, a plot, and originality.
Stephanie Meyer pretty much repeats the same thing over and over again. Every action has "meaningful" stuck in front of it. Literally.

"OMG. I loooove Twilight. Edward is like soo freaking hot!"

"How can you read Twilight without wanting to edit the hell out of it?!"

by GreenDayFreak July 1, 2009

twilight virgin

someone who has not read the twilight series

beep twilight virgin

by amanzdragon December 16, 2008

Shirt Tailing

When a man is having rapid intercourse with a woman and another man sticks his dick to the first mans dick (side) and the force from the first dick pulls the second dick into the woman along with it.

Harry: Last night I went into Dave's room while he was fucking his girlfriend and I started shirt tailing myself in.
Dave: Yea dude, what was up with that?
Harry: You shouldn't have left an opening.

by qualat February 19, 2010

Twilight

Twilight is the part of the day between the going down and rising of the sun. So generally, it's night time.
It is said to be the most beautiful of hours, and is also when most supernatural happening occur.

"Meet me by the lake at Twilight."

"We'll do the spell at Twilight."

"He kissed me under the stars at Twilight."

"I saw the boogie monster!" "When?" "At Twilight last night!"

by 2Girrls1Laptop September 19, 2009

Twilight

Twilight used to just be a time of day. Unfortunatly, now it means a lot more.

Twilight's a book about sparkely vampires and a high maintenence, whingy teenage girl. The plot is quite good but it's written in such a dreary way that it makes some people want to stuff the book down their throat and choke just so they have an excuse not to read it.

Many people wouldn't hate the book so much if it wasn't for the horrible over-advertising, crazed fans and the whole "team Edward" and "team Jacob" thing.

Vampires used to be cool, now too many people instantly think of Twilight. Shame.

Girl: "OMGEEE, I love Twilight so muchh!!!111"

Other girl: "God help me".

by aebsdy May 6, 2010

twilight

a shit series written by the oh-so-brilliant author stephenie meyer. it is a mockery of feminism and everything that women have worked for. after reading a few chapters, readers should decide that it is not literature--it is glorified fanfiction. edward cullen (the blasted perfect man of the series) is a creepy stalker that is basically an abusive husband. seriously, young girls really want a guy like that? go to the nearest jail. plenty of sex offenders there! it is 4 shit long books of bella's highly annoying thoughts. she is very obviously a mary sue--every single character that has offended her is looked down upon (leah clearwater). it's a novel (ha, "novel") of size 20 font that takes up, possibly only half the page and the books are about 20' in width, 50' in length. a waste of trees. no one quite important dies except for one person but her family was willing to sacrifice her for the safety of bella. bella could do no wrong. even when she screws up, she is still "amazing". i could go on.

aww man, that book sucks! ...oh, wait, no. not compared to twilight, it's not.

by gorillabear June 30, 2010

Twilight

An over-rated movie which would only really be worth watching if Blade was in it.

My version of Twilight:

Edward and Bella share a tender moment, Bella stares into Edward's eyes, then Blade puts a bolt through the back of Edward's head.

Then Blade bangs the shit outta Bella.

END.

by Typical Elitist Metalhead July 9, 2010