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Rump tuner

Butt plug used to loosin up an anus be for sex
Hand me the rump tuner you need to warm up for this
by Greennuns69 July 27, 2016
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Turnquist Turnaround

A violent sexual maneuver in which you grab your partners hair, and rip off a chunk from the middle so it never grows back; while simultaneously oppressing your subordinates into working odd and sometimes cruel hours and shifts.
Bob: "Dude did you see Carter this morning? WTF happened to her, she looks like Friar Tuck!"
Frank: "Yeah, she must've gotten the Turnquist Turnaround. Ouch."
Bob: "Ouch is right, now I have to work a Sunday grave shift... FML..."
by iPwn™ November 5, 2016
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Left Turned Tab

A Left Turned Tab is a beer can with a tab on it to which you simply mark you beer by turning the tab all the way left creating a Left Turned Tab. This method is usually seen being used by professionals only so please turn your tabs at your own risk.
I have to use the restroom. I'm going to mark my beer by using the Left Turned Tab method since I see Johnny already crushed his in and I can't just hold it in my hand because I need both hands to use the restroom.
by Packman314 November 30, 2019
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William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.
William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021
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noses are permanently turned up

people from chicago have noses which are permanently turned up, its just how they roll...
chicagoan's noses are permanently turned up
by CJ sji July 7, 2010
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tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in
I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.
by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022
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Truckbone Turnaround

When one man starts sexual relations with a woman and excuses himself to the bathroom. He then tags in his friend to swoop in and takeover the sex. Post coitus he switches back with his friend.
Trevor just did the truckbone turnaround with the hottest girl on campus. And got away with it.
by T-Bone69innout November 23, 2010
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