Tube Noob

Someone who can't ride on the train properly and keep on falling into other people.

on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob

by Ruberducky June 12, 2010

Tubed Out

When you are tired of watching YouTube and find something else to do.

I am so Tubed Out from watching PewDiePie all day!

by sospedecial May 31, 2016

Cigar tubing

The anal discomfort felt after taking a huge dump that prevents you from sitting comfortably.

I took a huge dump at the funeral home and didn't give my butthole enough time to close. I was cigar tubing the whole way to work.

by JB_57 February 24, 2017

Test tube

A tube that you do tests in, hense the phrase test tube.

The test tube blew up.

by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004

g-tube

A flaming used condom full of diarrhea

somebody chuck a g-tube at that abbadabatasticlicious and you will have awesome flaucksnaurf

by abadabagooblelicious July 1, 2008

pucker tube

A pucker tube is your ass hole. It's a tube that ends in a pucker. Other wise known as the dirty dime.

When your pucker tube is a winking it's a stinking. I tol that ho if she goes to bed with a icthy pucker tube she gonna wake up wit a stinky finger.

by gentle moose February 17, 2006

Noob Tube

Used in a very few servers on CoD4 and probably a variety of other Online FPS'. Usually servers that have decided to ban the use of the M203 Grenade Launcher.

(CoD4 Context) Remove the Noob Tube.

by PHR4G March 16, 2009