Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper

Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"

by Mountaineer007251 March 26, 2022

sex trout

Self slapping sex paddle.

Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this

For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival

Gives fishing a whole new meaning

I love my sex trout

by Sexytrouts March 12, 2017

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 3, 2019

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

by Admiral Foxface December 3, 2019

trout butter

Butter made with fish oil from a trout.

This is trout butter. It is like garlic butter. But made with fish oil. Specifically trout.

by HarryBrownie02 September 27, 2023

Cock trout

when You raw dog a chick and don’t wash your cock for a couple days.

“Man, I fucked Stacy a couple days ago, then went camping, forgot to wash my dick. When I got back I was walking down the street and a girls like was your dick I can smell it from here cock trout”

by Cock trout June 25, 2019

Cockless Trout Fucker

A bastard

See John. John is a cockless trout fucker

by Fuckstroutwithadick March 9, 2009