Toaster

Toaster, also known as the forbidden bath bomb. Is the kitchen appliance for the single purpose of burning sliced bread

Person 1: hey man, can you warm up the forks in the toaster
Person 2:sure thing man
Person 1: hey dude, are you done?
Person 1: dude?

by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 16, 2021

Toaster

A toaster, many times confused with a toaster oven, is a magical box of metal with two slits it the top. After placing two slices of bread through the slits and waiting for a minute or so, will shoot out your bread magically in a new, cooked form. Goes delicious with butter and jam. (Preferably strawberry jam)

My username.

Literally Just A Toaster

by Literally Just A Toaster August 29, 2019

toaster mcgee

Something you can call someone when they ruin a moment

This guy: Hey man, whats up, havent seen you in a long time.

That guy: Ran over a cat on the way here

This guy: way to ruin the mood toaster mcgee

by WiseGuySab April 10, 2017

Toaster

Someone who holds their phone on speaker phone like a piece of toast

"Sasha is such a toaster#

by SazH June 10, 2023

Toaster

Console that YouTuber Fearless Uses to play Fortnite.

I'm not playing on controller, i'm playing on a Toaster.

by anonymous December 27, 2020

Toaster

It's something that you plug in and FUCKING YEET AT YOUR SON IN THE BATH!!!

Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE

by FUCKINGBITCH4206969666 May 27, 2019

Toaster Hoe

Someone who hates puns and cannot take care of themselves due to extreme gamer-nerdiness.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.

"God Nick you toaster hoe! Go eat a fuckin' sandwich"

by Smol_Spidey_Boi August 26, 2019