A nerdy man who wears a dress shirt and has pencils and pens in his pocket protecter.He plays Desktop Defender every day, he drinks beer every year, he drinks wine anytime!
Tony:OMG, I GOT 20,000 ON THE WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....
by (LIKE-A-SUM-BO-DEEE) June 29, 2010
Reid Evans, born Feb. 14th, 1983 in Poughkeepsie New York is known worldwide as the first man to hold the record of bicycle tires changed in one day. Reid changed a record 531 flat tires in 24 hours on April 6th, 2004 in front of two judges from the Guiness Book of World Records. It is said that his hands were bleeding by tire 316, and after he had completed the record, he could not move his fingers for over a week. He has now held the record for well over two years, having not had one single attempt to defeat said record. When asked whether or not he planned to attempt to break this record, he answered: "For the sake of my fingers, I hope I never have to do that again."
by Kelsey Sugamama November 17, 2006
by Snippppper January 07, 2020
The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.
by The corsa April 21, 2022
Mike: Yo have you met Evan Lovas
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.
by ajsol04 December 09, 2019
A majestic Gazelle running through the fields. Can hit a golf ball 269 with impeccable form. His ass is extremely big
by Hunter Melton April 21, 2021
Really gay boy who is a want to be amazing basketball player and who everyone hates. Also has a really annoying accent.
by Pumpkinpumpkineater69gigty January 15, 2017