An elusive type of rabies common in introverted kids. The only cure is to unplug their tv or whatever device they stream it on and force them to go outside without their beastie boy hoodie to touch grass.
Symptoms may include:
- Foaming at the mouth during the theme song
- Gremlin-like noises when you touch the tv remote
- A nest of Teen Titan collectable action figures and other merchandise appearing in the infected's room
Symptoms may include:
- Foaming at the mouth during the theme song
- Gremlin-like noises when you touch the tv remote
- A nest of Teen Titan collectable action figures and other merchandise appearing in the infected's room
"Hey Marcus, where's Joe?"
"Oh he's stuck inside with a bad case of Teen Titans Rabies"
"I'll get the hose."
"Oh he's stuck inside with a bad case of Teen Titans Rabies"
"I'll get the hose."
by A Bit Sapphic January 31, 2023
Get the Teen Titans Rabiesmug. by EZTItanOmoz Toxic May 7, 2019
Get the Team TITANmug. The Titan Speakerman is a massive humanoid robotic entity, composed of an extensive array of loudspeakers and other robust mechanical units, assembled from the components of the Speakermen, manufactured by The Alliance.
The Titan Speakerman debut was in Episode 26 where he emerged into the scene while blasting Giant Robber Skibidi Toilet' "Most of freedom and of pleasure. Nothing ever lasts forever. Everybody wants to rule the world". Subsequently, he aligned himself with The Alliance, managing the position as the forefront Titan during the temporary absence of the Titan Cameraman. However, his allegiance was short-lived as he became infected in Episode 32, turning hostile towards The Alliance and those opposing the Skibidi Toilets. Fortunately, he was eventually cured in Episode 57 (Part 2), restoring his presence as the leader of the Speakermen faction.
The Titan Speakerman debut was in Episode 26 where he emerged into the scene while blasting Giant Robber Skibidi Toilet' "Most of freedom and of pleasure. Nothing ever lasts forever. Everybody wants to rule the world". Subsequently, he aligned himself with The Alliance, managing the position as the forefront Titan during the temporary absence of the Titan Cameraman. However, his allegiance was short-lived as he became infected in Episode 32, turning hostile towards The Alliance and those opposing the Skibidi Toilets. Fortunately, he was eventually cured in Episode 57 (Part 2), restoring his presence as the leader of the Speakermen faction.
by FloppaAllGod December 1, 2023
Get the Titan Speakermanmug. Who's Titan
A sexy beast
A sexy beast
by liltle person December 11, 2019
Get the Titanmug. A slang for requesting a gay orgy in the middle of the street, commonly used by fatherless discord users.
by rick astley is hoyt August 13, 2022
Get the Did you watch Attack On Titans?mug. An enormous and powerful release of flatulence out of one’s anus. Typically accompanied by the multiple and rapid collisions of butt cheeks together resulting in a very voluminous noise. Also known as a huge loud fart
by Nizzlewon December 13, 2023
Get the Titanic whistlemug. Titanic That Bitch
*Hallmarks of Titanic-ing That Bitch*
• Overwhelming and uncontrollable squirting—like the Hoover Dam got its back blown out.
• Furniture flooding or displacement—if the bed hasn’t migrated two feet, you didn’t Titanic shit.
• Crying, shaking, or laughing post-nut reactions—sometimes all three. At once.
• Towels deployed like FEMA relief.
• A full snack spread delivered like post-op care—electrolyte drinks, gummies, string cheese, a popsicle, maybe a Capri Sun.
• Nudity + hoodie combo—she’s naked except for your hoodie and the of what just went down.
• Unhinged laughter mid-cleanup—she’s wading through it like a survivor, still dripping, pointing at the puddle like “look what you did.”
• You look around and realize: the bed’s soaked, the floor’s a crime scene, and the only thing intact is the outline of her ass on your soul. Blessed.
• At least one moment where someone says “I think we broke the laws of physics.”
• The mutual agreement that you’re doing that shit again in 30 minutes.
• A statement like:
• “I don’t know what just happened”
• “I think I left my body.”
• “Did we just fuck through a portal?”
• “I saw my childhood bedroom”
• “I think my ancestors clapped”
*Hallmarks of Titanic-ing That Bitch*
• Overwhelming and uncontrollable squirting—like the Hoover Dam got its back blown out.
• Furniture flooding or displacement—if the bed hasn’t migrated two feet, you didn’t Titanic shit.
• Crying, shaking, or laughing post-nut reactions—sometimes all three. At once.
• Towels deployed like FEMA relief.
• A full snack spread delivered like post-op care—electrolyte drinks, gummies, string cheese, a popsicle, maybe a Capri Sun.
• Nudity + hoodie combo—she’s naked except for your hoodie and the of what just went down.
• Unhinged laughter mid-cleanup—she’s wading through it like a survivor, still dripping, pointing at the puddle like “look what you did.”
• You look around and realize: the bed’s soaked, the floor’s a crime scene, and the only thing intact is the outline of her ass on your soul. Blessed.
• At least one moment where someone says “I think we broke the laws of physics.”
• The mutual agreement that you’re doing that shit again in 30 minutes.
• A statement like:
• “I don’t know what just happened”
• “I think I left my body.”
• “Did we just fuck through a portal?”
• “I saw my childhood bedroom”
• “I think my ancestors clapped”
Example 1:
After I Titanic’d That Bitch and the waters finally settled—pre-aftercare—we were both walking around like two unqualified museum employees trying to preserve the scene of a disaster. She’s draped in a throw blanket, eyes glassy. I handed her a popsicle like it was CPR and said, ‘I think we need a mop.’She looked back and said, ‘Nah, we need a lifeboat.’
Example 2:
Sex was the impact. Aftercare is the rescue mission. He’s got one arm around her like Jack before the freeze.
She’s soaked, speechless, whispering, “What the hell was that?” He’s like, “Ikr. That was fucking incredible. Oh—and btw—we’re definitely doing that again in like 30 minutes.” She looks at him and goes, “I think I’m in love.”
You didn’t just lay pipe—you launched a wet-ass reenactment of a legendary historical event, and that is exactly how you Titanic that bitch straight into a chokehold. Congratulations, you just ruined her for everyone else with your god-tier dick. Now be a gentleman and hand her the hoodie.
After I Titanic’d That Bitch and the waters finally settled—pre-aftercare—we were both walking around like two unqualified museum employees trying to preserve the scene of a disaster. She’s draped in a throw blanket, eyes glassy. I handed her a popsicle like it was CPR and said, ‘I think we need a mop.’She looked back and said, ‘Nah, we need a lifeboat.’
Example 2:
Sex was the impact. Aftercare is the rescue mission. He’s got one arm around her like Jack before the freeze.
She’s soaked, speechless, whispering, “What the hell was that?” He’s like, “Ikr. That was fucking incredible. Oh—and btw—we’re definitely doing that again in like 30 minutes.” She looks at him and goes, “I think I’m in love.”
You didn’t just lay pipe—you launched a wet-ass reenactment of a legendary historical event, and that is exactly how you Titanic that bitch straight into a chokehold. Congratulations, you just ruined her for everyone else with your god-tier dick. Now be a gentleman and hand her the hoodie.
by microdose_vibes June 11, 2025
Get the Titanic That Bitchmug.