Thunder Cunt

A name given to a an extremely hard-hit shot in football,typically from outside the box, where the ball is hit with the laces so perfectly ,it flies with immense speed that the Goalkeeper has no chance of stopping it.

Also known as a piledriver.

*Tony Yeboah goal for leeds vs Wimbledon 1995*
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!

by Whadayafuckingeyeee June 7, 2018

Thunder bump

It's a high-five with your penis

Dude, give me a thunder bump bro!

by Meganthelawyer May 31, 2016

Thunder Pussy

When a woman queefs loudly.

I was banging some broad I pulled out to change positions when she let some thunder pussy fly.

by Skala4 October 16, 2008

Thunder Stealer

An individual who takes joy in being the first to break big news. He or she rushes with lightening speed to contact all of your friends and family before you get a chance to.

Victim: So I got that promotion! I'm so stoked!
Friend: Yeah I heard, Bob called and told me. Congrats.
Victim: But I just found out like 10 minutes ago! He's such a thunder stealer!

by LS21 July 15, 2011

Thunder Awesome

A term used to describe something so incredible it seems to be accompanied by a force of nature

Wife: Honey, we're pregnant.
Husband: That's thunder awesome!

Guy 1: Can you believe that he hit the jackpot?
Guy 2: Dude, that so thunder awesome.

by Mike Lucek January 9, 2008

thunder nips

A guy who has enormous nipples.

girl 1: HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUYS THUNDER NIPS?
girl 2: YES! THERE HUGE!!

by GMAC188775 December 5, 2011

Thunder Muffin

The fat roll around a "VERY" large waisted woman's stomach.

I was at this buffet the other night and this fat chick turned around too fast and hit me with her thunder muffin.

by Thunder Malone, Otis Adams July 29, 2012