A Michael is a rare breed of a man. You know you have spotted a Michael when A. He has long hair (usually running his hands through it, Michael's are obsessed with their hair), walking barefoot or in sandals through out all seasons, typically dressed in casual wear (normally wearing the same outfit for days every week). B. Is ranting about different philosophies, nature, or well... just about anything, really. This type of male is known to be a human encyclopedia. He has a tendency to get extremely hyper one moment, jumping on things and such and extremely moody the next (usually caused by hunger). A Michael of this breed, can become extremely restless, frustrated by gossip, and too passionate without warning. Usually this type of human being can be spotted with a Krystal.
by audrey_h February 24, 2013
Get the Michaelmug. an ugly little hoe
by Johnny hernandez March 31, 2015
Get the Michaelmug. Fat ass Guatomolon who eats whatever is in the fridge, doesnt clean up his mess, calls everyone n****** and has a baby chode
by Startrel8637 May 19, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. Michael fucked Colten's girlfriend.
by Suck on Deez Nutz October 9, 2016
Get the Michaelmug. A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.
by TheGoodLordofHouston September 7, 2016
Get the Michaelmug. 
Some fucking retartd that cant play video games. He is autisitc , disabled , has pimples all around his face. Has a phat bowlcut.
Nigga dont pull s Michael
by PeanutMango February 1, 2018
Get the Michaelmug.