by Dirty McGirty October 4, 2008
Get the Jakedmug. Jake is annoying little shit that's your friend no matter how annoying he is. He also likes to use gay terms like calling people a Bear even though he is secretly gay. His friends know this, but they really don't care because Jake is their homosexual friend! :D
by !Mr. Bear! February 10, 2015
Get the Jakemug. N. A Whiny bitch in a group of friends that gets what he considers a girlfriend, but in reality she lives over 1000 miles away and has never seen her in person. And after said "girlfriend" breaks up with him, he whines and cries for days on end till he remembers he only needs his hand so he can at least beat off with it.
Example 1-
Friend 1 : "So how's your ex girlfriend, Jake?"
Jake: "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!"
Friend 2: "Really? You've never even banged her..."
Example 2- Friend
Friend 1: "Is Jake still crying over that girl?"
Friend2: " No he rediscovered his hand."
The Jake: " I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW. I'M TAKING YOU OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ON XBOX LIVE NOW! ASSHOLE!!"
*The Jake runs off and cries. Then beats off.*
Friend1: "Wow. What a shame..."
Friend 1 : "So how's your ex girlfriend, Jake?"
Jake: "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!"
Friend 2: "Really? You've never even banged her..."
Example 2- Friend
Friend 1: "Is Jake still crying over that girl?"
Friend2: " No he rediscovered his hand."
The Jake: " I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW. I'M TAKING YOU OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ON XBOX LIVE NOW! ASSHOLE!!"
*The Jake runs off and cries. Then beats off.*
Friend1: "Wow. What a shame..."
by Not Tenspeed. May 10, 2010
Get the The Jakemug. Handsome, sweet, amazing, innocent, The most caring person you will ever meet. He is always Loyal with a great sense of humor. There isn't a person in the world that doesn't enjoy talking to him. Very Very inellegent and active. Great in Bed 😍 Very adorable and the best man ever. He is very shy but once he's used to you, Its the best thing ever. I love Jake. You cant get anyone better then Jake, Once you have him, Don't ever let go.
I love you Jake
by The way I move June 18, 2018
Get the Jakemug. The worlds largest dumbass. Usually on the hockey team; Jakes are very prone to bullying other kids. They have no self respect, nor any respect for women. They tend to drive trucks, or Mustangs; obviously to compensate.
If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.
If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.
by jakelloyd November 10, 2017
Get the jakemug. Jake is the sweetest most caring person you'll ever meet he will tell you look great even if yu don't he will say he loves yu no mater what he will lose friends for you if you have him as a boyfriend or best friend or even friend make sure to hold on to him and never let you he makes your life complete and makes your world turn sometimes lies are spread about him but you clarify with him what happened and yu know he would never lie
I love you so much Jake.
by Littlelilly September 18, 2017
Get the Jakemug. 