Holy shit...
Charles took his sexy little boxer briefs off, and ran his woody with a hoodie right down my fucken throat....again
Charles took his sexy little boxer briefs off, and ran his woody with a hoodie right down my fucken throat....again
by Juwel June 01, 2018
When five men position themselves behind a kneeling person and ejaculate over their head to mimic putting a hoodie over her head.
The fellas decided to surprise Becky with a cum hoodie at last nights orgy, she was upset at how much got in her hair.
by The Cumzler March 21, 2024
Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.
Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.
by QuacksO March 03, 2018
by Voidof May 09, 2016
National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it
Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?
Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again
Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again
by Elise Mariella Holmstad March 31, 2021
Ignorant criminal thug worthless drain on civilized society. Can be identified by thick cotton garments that include an attached head covering. Can often be seen in urban areas traveling in groups of three or more."
by wilde4art April 27, 2015
A red hoodie is a word me and my friend created describing when a person says something and another person unintentionally says something that has either nothing or little to do with the subject or perhaps makes the subject really cursed. This usually happens in groupchats when two people are talking at the same time.
1. person 1: ,,you guys piss me off"
person 2: ,,ugh my cat is taking a shit rn"
3. dennis: ,,OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME MY CAT GOT CANCER"
person: ,,i have a red hoodie"
person 2: ,,ugh my cat is taking a shit rn"
3. dennis: ,,OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME MY CAT GOT CANCER"
person: ,,i have a red hoodie"
by fard.music.enjoyer June 29, 2022