Head-Canyon

When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.

I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.

by DaxSatodile August 31, 2017

farty head

Farty head is a insult to call someone who farts alot!!!!

OMG you're such a farty head GO AWAYYYYY!!!

by EZZZZZZZZZ345 January 6, 2018

Tuba Head

A person who's head is shaped like the musical instrument (tuba)

Wow, that fat kid is a tuba head

by Lamboman23 November 9, 2009

thick in the head

used to call someone “stupid/dumb”

“are you thick?”

“i know, i’m not thick in the head”

by noufirst June 12, 2018

nowt-head

Deriving from the combination of the English slang term for nothing ('nowt') and the word head, as in, I have a pain in my head. Nowt-head is a descriptive term to identify someone without purpose or goal. Usually used as a derogatory term but not exclusively as one can describe one's self as a 'Nowt-head'

'stay away from that lad he's a proper nowt-head'

or
'I can't believe I have missed the bus to that job interview because I was masturbating, what a nowt-head I am'

by Dr Norman Bosbonovich February 4, 2013

Spud head

When someone has a head shaped just like a potato

Ian has a right spud head

by El huevo May 6, 2015

Grass head

Getting or receiving fellatio whilst riding in a golf cart.

Hemant was so excited that Kris got a hole in one that he gave Kris grass head in the golf cart.

by DonkTron69 August 17, 2019