Eli Lloyd

Someone who is way too happy and thinks they know everything when they don't and all they do is make people feel worse

That clown is such an Eli Lloyd

by buddyandtobiaslois December 14, 2019

Eli Boyd

ELI BOYD IS THAT NIGGA AND WILL BEAT ANYBODY TF UP WHEN ITS NESSCESSCARY AND IS ALSO A CARING AND A LOVEABLE PERSON

YOOOOO ELI BOYD IS THAT NIGGA HE PULLED THIS ONE JAWN WIT A TURK

by The Rizzler 557 November 21, 2023

ELI WITHDRAWAL

when someone starts seeing Eli everywhere, and can't stop thinking about him

hey buddy Im having Eli withdrawal, i keep seeing him everywhere

by Ohio Wiggle Master February 07, 2025

Eli Gryzbowski

Very tall and skinny

Eli Gryzbowski loves to mtn bike

by Braden Lucky March 25, 2024

Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.

A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.

by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 07, 2024

Eli bee

A but of a predator to younger people around them. Even with their siblings. Eli bees are typically overweight with chubby cheeks and a backwards belly button. If you know an eli bee, then your life probably sucks.

Damn I really hate eli bees. So fat and annoying

by 34thousandPeople March 31, 2021

Eli P.

The gayest man alive. He loves to fuck little kids and will suck dick for free. He has no bitches and loves dick. He loves to suck his own dick too.

“Look at that Eli P.”

by Satanslittlepplover September 16, 2022