Crunch Bug

A bug that is from crunch land and it looks like an eraser with pins in it and it’s cool so you should get it is the number one pet and crunch land and Yar.

I have a crunch bug and you don’t do your uncool haha

by CrunchayMaster123 July 26, 2023

crunched

to be ugly or crusty looking

”you see that boy over there he’s crunched”

by janijaye February 8, 2022

Maltene crunch

Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.

Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.

by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023

Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024

celebrity crunch

Some thing in the back of a Cheez-It 's box where you can win a prize to go play a game with some Celebrity basketball players.

What is a Celebrity Crunch?
Answer: It's some CheezIt thing.

by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017

Cum Crunch

When the girl bites your dick off when you cum in her mouth

Damn I heard Becky gave you the cum crunch

Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.

by Daddy Mlow November 25, 2023

Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months

How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.

by Flop the beat April 3, 2020