Gout aids

A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.

"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"

"He probably has gout aids"

by Broken_World October 31, 2022

AIDS Grenade

A bloody tampon from a woman diagnosed with AIDS

Susan is on her period and the dog keeps eating her AIDS Grenades

by Morbidpete October 12, 2018

CAPS AIDS

The irresistible urge to type in caps because someone else doing it.

A: "How was your day?"
B: "IT WAS GOOD. I HAVE CANDY."
A: "OH YAY."
B: "WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?"
A: "IT'S CAPS AIDS, BRO."

by herp a derp a derp derp October 8, 2011

Bennett - Aid

A magical sugary drink sold at Whitewater High School. It was originally created by band students at a football game and since then, it has gained great popularity among many students.

I just had some Bennett - Aid and I feel really weird. I can already feel the diabetes developing.

by Valve_oil_needed October 16, 2019

Aids broke

Being able to not get food but get Smash Bros Dlc

Can I eat something at your house tomorrow? I have no money for food. Also, did you see the new joker DLC I bought? Haha, I’m so Aids broke

by HarryPooterz October 25, 2019

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

AIDS parlour

A tattoo studio, doctors surgery, piercing studio, brothel or prostitute's vagina which is particularly dirty or of ill repute.

I was going to get a tattoo but the place down the road is a total AIDS parlour.

by WONDERBRAins January 22, 2011