David Smith

David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.

Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?

Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.

by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021

colin smith

A guy who loves sucking my D at night. He keeps my D warm at night when it's cold. A guy who is gay for me and will love me for who I am a 67 year old man dating a 26 year old guy. How lucky am I to find a Colin.

Colin smith
1.(of a person, especially a man) homosexual.
"that friend of yours, is he gay?"
synonyms: homosexual, lesbian; informalqueer
"gay men and women"

by Cardiac black March 14, 2017

zackery smith

one hell ova man. money makes him craaaaazy!

zackery smith spotted T-posing on building

by Ethan henrick smith April 22, 2019

Smith & Jiffy

A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving

Oi, Ethan! I'll be back in a Smith & Jiffy!

by SBliss August 27, 2017

John Smiths

Alcoholic drink, which comes in three varieties,

1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold

Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)

As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!

Hey man, coming to the Black Sheep tonight??
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!

by R_p April 29, 2006

Christian Smith

A red-headed child who has very few friends and wears tube socks.

I saw a christian smith at the food market.

by Smeadly October 24, 2008

emmitt smith

The best Dallas Cowboys running back of all time. No one will ever match up to him, not even Ladamian Tomlinson.

Emmitt Smith had the hottest partner on Dancing With The Stars.

by TenInchPlaya November 18, 2006