Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Seal-Yates

Claims all the lost female souls from quiet rural areas in the midlands. Does to them what he pleases and has them begging for more. Only to quietly dismiss them from his layer the next morning. The females then have nowhere to turn but the Winking Frog, in hope to again one day meet the Seal-Yates and again extract the magic they once received from the beast itself.

To seal-yates the rural victems of the night

by Fitueys November 12, 2021

Black Seal

The type of seal between a BBC and the cheeks of a red robin

That black seal was clapping them cheeks so hard when it pulled out it sounded like a freshly opened can of dill pickles being opened.

by Poppacherrry June 19, 2023

Seal Pedophile

A term used to describe Delronan by Duckie and Phen on Geoquestia's DC Server

Phen: @Delronan Pedo
Delronan: no
Phen: Seal Pedophile

by Delronammk October 24, 2020

pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015

Kelsey Seals

The most amazing big sister EVERRR!! <3 so anyone tht dont love her wit all yur heart GO FUCK A COW YOU HOOEEEE!!!

i love kelsey seals!

by Ashley567123469696 May 17, 2011

The Seal of Orichalcos

A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that was a true badass in the anime, but was turned into a true dumbass in the TCG/OCG

Me seeing The Seal of Orichalcos on anime: Hey that was dangerous
Me searching the same on TCG: what the freak is this "once per duel" card!?

by 0000abcd November 17, 2025