Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.
"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.
by CaptainBlueBalls August 16, 2011
by Woahdude June 01, 2016
When your mom walks in your room, butt-ass naked, with a fork and soy sauce, and tells you to dig in.
by Raunchy Richard May 29, 2019
With regards to males, the little richard (otherwise known as the 'middle-school moustache') is the thin layer of facial hair sometimes covering an adolescent boys upper lip. For females, the term is most commonly used to refer to poorly applied lip-liner.
by Artimus Cheeks May 31, 2007
THE MALTEASER HEADER PERSON PULLED A GIRL CALLED HOLLY HAMBLIN EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN, I THINK HIS NAME IS RICHARD TEAGUE
by RobsDeadNan October 28, 2016
A comical homage to the famed anthropologist of the same name,this phrase describes a man with a venereal disease causing his penis (dick aka Richard) to drip (leak) pus.
"Yo dawg....I wouldn't mess with Karen. She was seen a few times with Mike, and, Mike was seen at the free clinic, so he's most likely Richard Leakey. You don't think a 30 year-old goes to the free clinic for the sex ed class, do you? "
by WillHigh April 25, 2008
by Dan February 22, 2004