A light film of fecal residue that floats on the surface of (or is suspended in) water, usually found in a toilet bowl after the initial flush. Sometimes seen in a clear body of water occupied by pets and small children, such as in a public swimming pool.
She needed to use the public restroom but became queasy at the sight of the poo slick in the toilet.
by DictionMaster July 25, 2009
The act of moving one's bowels in a confessional after the conclusion of mass. Now archaic, Pew poo may also refer to any churchgoing policeman.
Priest: Jumpin' Jehosaphats! This Pew Poo must be the work of the Devil! Quick, fetch the collection plate!
by Fart Lord April 21, 2010
The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.
by Blivet Spill April 02, 2009
by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016
by Horacio Fartknocker May 09, 2021
A term for a very cute cat with green eyes. It is often very noisy and likes to judge people from afar.
by totallynotstella December 01, 2021
by santorini February 26, 2009