It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.
Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.
by Microwave boy September 12, 2022
hey what kind of beef is that. its moist beef *smacks lips*
you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one
you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one
by tidepod 420 April 10, 2018
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 24, 2025
Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.
I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?
by JonCoinedIt December 09, 2023
A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.
by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024
You have to take that document to a notary and get a moist signature.
I gotta get a moist signature on that contract.
I gotta get a moist signature on that contract.
by JonCoinedIt December 25, 2023
When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
by GrundleStiltskin69 November 24, 2019