Mexican Vasectomy

Any kick or punch to the testicles that is so damaging, that sexual reproduction becomes impossible.

I gave that asshole at the bar last night a Mexican Vasectomy for looking at me funny.

by Derp Urban September 14, 2014

Mexican faucet

when meat/cheese/etc. falls out of your taco or burrito

the man didnt realise his Mexican Faucet was running at Taco Bell yesterday

by sis woodlands April 23, 2015

Mexican Foot

When the soles or your entire foot/feet burn or get hot do to a lot of physical activity /labor and or hot pavement/ground

Hector:"I was selling flowers and oranges in the corner last summer the pavement really burned my feet".

Dulce : "you had that Mexican Foot "

by Dawn Dove June 03, 2016

Mexican Pretender

A person of mainly or full Mexican descent who fancies himself/herself as a Native American in order to gain status, usually based on similair features and/or surnames.

A slang-term for Native Americans to put down other Native Americans by implying they are "half breeds" or not true Native Americans. Also used to imply inferiority.

"The Salgados shouldn't even live on the reservation, theyre just Mexican pretenders"

by Cool Koala May 01, 2009

mexican chocolate

When you take a shit after eating Taco Bell.

"I ate Taco Bell last night and now I have to take the biggest Mexican Chocolate"

by hotstyler October 30, 2013

mexican banjo

A shovel

Boys, this garden isn't going to dig itself. Start playing the mexican banjo!

by ryman_2000 November 12, 2009

Mexican Pizza

When a mexican man stretches his scrotum across another person's face, especially their mouth.

Jose: Man, I gave her a mexican pizza last night.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.

by ThePizza December 13, 2009