anal fruit

n. The goodies that lie inside your lovers ass hole, that are their for your oral/penal picking.
or, the outgrowth of the seed expunged into a man/woman's anus when they do not wash or douche it out quickly.

Ted: Last night, I totally got a taste of Emily's anal fruit. But she can't have mine. She CANNOT HAVE MINE! I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT!
Tom: Wow...what was that all about?
Ted:.....Tom...I think I want to wallow about your assy citrus groves.

John's anal fruit grew into a full grown disgusting mass in Tammy's dirty, dirty diseased ass.

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008

fruit bowl

When you put your nuts inbetween your legs so that when you moon someone they see your nuts also.

When we moon the teacher mabe we should make a nice fruitbowl

by Nick EE March 5, 2003

fruit blindness

Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.

Uh, your boyfriend is totally gay. You have an obvious case of fruit blindness.

by M B I May 14, 2009

Grape Fruit

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.

"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

the forbidden fruit

a word to describe tide pods, because people be eating them now.

who tryna do the tide pod challenge?
naw dude that's the forbidden fruit

by macy has too much clout January 21, 2018

the fruit basket

the opposite of a mangina.

when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.

You need a big cockpiece

Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!

Your fruit basket is copious!

by camalus April 1, 2004

fruit looped

Pouring milk and fruit loop in someone's gapping ass hole

Damn I just at fruit loops out of that ass doe~fruit looped

by Ironic September 5, 2016