The double faced tummy wag

an act of excitement or celebration;

When two men stand face to face, drop their pants and underwear, put hands on hips and "wag" side to side. This allows their penises to "wag" like a dogs tail simultaneously. The act may be escalated by standing close enough for the penises to hit one another to simulate applause.

Tim and John had just beaten Frank and Joe in the last match of tennis, and really rubbed it in when they gave a standing ovation via, the double faced tummy wag.

by BuRnZy187 September 7, 2014

the new facebook chat

the most retarted thing facebook has ever done removing the little hidy box and replacing it with a huge rertarted peice of shit the mongs around the side of your screen it was desgin to be helpfull but turn out to be a huge fucktard that does nothing but be a complete drugy

just go to facebook and youll see the new facebook chat

by fbchatisgay July 26, 2011

the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)

The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014

The New Facebook

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.

Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.

by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 15, 2011

The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023

On The Public Facebook

A term older people describe available information that is set to public. Kind of the like the public library but information on Facebook in groups or pages sometimes even snooping on someone public profile.

I saw that on the public Facebook

by Petshopgirl August 17, 2022

Theory of the Three Facets of Science

A meta-theoretical framework proposing that science cannot be understood as a purely methodological pursuit of truth, but must be analyzed as three distinct but inseparable facets operating simultaneously. The Methodological-Logical Facet is what science claims to be: the systematic application of logic and empirical method to understand reality. The Religious-Ideological Facet recognizes that science functions for many as a belief system—providing meaning, authority, cosmic narratives, and moral legitimacy, often adopted with the same fervor and uncritical faith as traditional religion. The Social-Political-Economic Facet reveals science as an institution embedded in power structures, dependent on funding, shaped by political priorities, and capable of conferring or withholding economic advantage. Understanding science requires seeing all three facets at once.

Theory of the Three Facets of Science Example: "The climate change debate isn't just about the Methodological-Logical Facet—you have to see the Religious-Ideological Facet (it's a belief system for some, heresy for others) and the Social-Political-Economic Facet (who funds the research, who benefits from denial) to understand what's really happening."

by Abzugal March 11, 2026