Evan Lam

A nerdy man who wears a dress shirt and has pencils and pens in his pocket protecter.He plays Desktop Defender every day, he drinks beer every year, he drinks wine anytime!

Tony:OMG, I GOT 20,000 ON THE WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....

by (LIKE-A-SUM-BO-DEEE) July 2, 2010

Reid Evans

Reid Evans, born Feb. 14th, 1983 in Poughkeepsie New York is known worldwide as the first man to hold the record of bicycle tires changed in one day. Reid changed a record 531 flat tires in 24 hours on April 6th, 2004 in front of two judges from the Guiness Book of World Records. It is said that his hands were bleeding by tire 316, and after he had completed the record, he could not move his fingers for over a week. He has now held the record for well over two years, having not had one single attempt to defeat said record. When asked whether or not he planned to attempt to break this record, he answered: "For the sake of my fingers, I hope I never have to do that again."

Holy Shit! Did you see Reid Evans changing those tires?

by Kelsey Sugamama November 17, 2006

Jack Evans

Has a slow pull out game and your guaranteed to get pregnant with him

literally explains Jack Evans as i know him

by Snippppper January 7, 2020

Evan Callham

Some bitch ass kid who does a bunch of drugs and lost his girlfriend because he almost overdosed and is now dating a druggie

Evan Callham looks like snape

by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019

shitty evan

Freckly. Thin. Curly hair. Why did you look up shitty evan?

hey that shitty evan over there is actually called steve.

by shittierevan May 3, 2019

evan and ciara

the absolute worst couple to ever be matched up in the history of bad couples

omg look at Evan and ciara I swear they should just break up

by Ihateevananderson November 10, 2017

Evans highboi

Some Asian child for Holliston whose high 24/7 and loves freshman girls

Evans highboi is a fien for some freshman p**sy

by Chadd100 June 28, 2019