Side Bacon

When you have a beefy side (meaning stomach fat) that is what is considered Side Bacon

Nick: Check out ma Side Bacon
Brayden: Would you look at that

by LittleMcSwagger November 14, 2015

Bacon Lady

A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.

My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?

by dannyboy11771177 October 21, 2010

Carbon Bacon

Bacon that has been cooked/ charred beyond recognition and resembles tire retreads

Carbon Bacon has been cooked by a person who has been up all night. I. E. Nurse RT.

by Nurs RT October 6, 2017

bacon and pancakes

bacon pancakes bacon bacon pancakes put some bacon and i put it in a pancake

bacon and pancakes sounds pretty good brb

by reddit is basically pornhub February 1, 2021

Bacon Fever

Alternative name for Swine Flu.

I'm getting sick, it must be Bacon Fever.

What?

Bacon Fever.... Swine Flu.

Oh. HERP DERP AHAHAA ROTFLOLMAO

by Bacon Fever Bob March 5, 2011

dangling bacon

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.

Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon

by missing elements September 27, 2013

Bacon Tip

An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.

I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.

I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.

I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018