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Atheist

Someone who follows god's order!!
An atheist looked up "secret to succes" after drowing in his thoughts!!
by Chonese December 12, 2022
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spicy atheist

Just another way to be called or call someone a satanist.
Jan is a satanist, she doesn't believe in any gods. she's likes to describe it as being a spicy atheist.
by Mother Abeloth April 19, 2023
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virgin atheist

A virgin atheist Is a bitch who shits on other people’s beliefs just so they can feel better about their 2 inch penis.
Person 1: I believe in god.
Virgin Atheist: HAHA STUPID DUMDASS!!
by Wall tree February 11, 2023
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Atheist

A person who simply doesn't believe in God or Gods. Nothing more, nothing less
I have an atheist friend named Paul who is kind, loving, respectful, and quiet about his disbelief.
by Cameran442113 December 30, 2021
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Atheist

Athiest is the opposite of a common theist. Atheism is the absence of moral theology. Theists typically can be found singing songs on 7th day of the week about a bearded legend who is obsessed with them. Theists believe in many options though, including but not limited to Buddha, Jesus, John, Guru Nanak, The Genie of the Lamp, Confucius, but not Santa Clause, he's a lost cause. What are you anyway, five? In fact, a theist will tell you Santa is a clever disguise for the devil because when you scramble the last three letters you get "Satan". They pray for each and every person struggling from neuro divergence curses such as dyslexia and ADD. They pray that the millions of people with no life purpose will find one through Christ before they wake up in the mosh pit. They didn't know the leopards would bite their faces but are asking for forgiveness.
Atheist: "Sorry Karen, I wasn't aware you were going to stick your face against the chicken wire.... do you need medical attention?"

Theist: "God works in mysterious ways, that we can't quite understand."
by BitchOfTheWest October 3, 2021
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atheist right

Extremely western-centric, pro-capitalist, bigoted internet cult. Hell bent on free speech in the platforms which they frequent, also hell bent on using this freedom to childishly insult people (many of them are children who got in touch with such ideas through Youtube's lets play or atheist channels), hell bent on basing political views proposed apolitical notions such as ''rationality'' and ''logic''....

Group of people Marlyn Mason described in lyrics of mOBSCENE as ''Your freedom's not free and dumb''.

Young bigots trying hard to not look conservative.

Soff-alt-right
There's no such thing as Atheist right, you're just a regressive cuck.
by existential anarchy February 3, 2017
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Atheist

To simply define it, an atheist is just someone who doesn’t believe in the existence of a higher power. We’re not people who believe in things like an afterlife, deities, prayers, religious rituals, etc. A normal atheist has no real problem with other people being religious or spiritual, so long as they keep that to themselves and don’t try to force others to adapt to their beliefs.
I am an atheist. When I was about 12 years old, I realized that there is no such thing as a higher power, nor do we go anywhere after we die. Everything is stored in your brain, and when your brain ceases to function that’s the end of you. You just return to the same state of non-existence that existed before you were born.
by This is my handle okay July 8, 2025
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