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Cock Vegas

Las Vegas NV. This town of glitz, lights, gambling and entertainment has a reputation as a mecca of sin and sex. Sure, the place is amazing if your single; single female that is. With a male to female ratio of about 12 guys for ever girl, Cock Vegas is an oasis of penis. Many guys have claimed that Alaska has more available chicks then Cock Vegas, and that is saying something. Go to a club; it gets up to 56 guys and 5 girls. Some clubs have even enforced a 1 to 1 ratio and you have men lined up around the block twice trying to get in. Las Vegas and San Diego ( Cock Vegas and Man Diego ) might as well be brothers in pecker. On Industrial road where the strip clubs and "Swinger" clubs are, which to a local are well known rip offs, have an endless flow of cock shooting off dollars and cents.
Go to anyplace, online, and see for yourself. Experience Cock Vegas for yourself.
by FormerVegasGuy December 23, 2013
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redneck vegas

"Johm were goin to redneck vegas you goin?"
by TippierGnome84 November 22, 2019
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vegas itch

Sexually transmitted disease contracted through debauchery occurring in Las Vegas, Nevada. Typically preceded by heavy drinking and suggestive dancing; can also refer to the heavy desire one has to leave Vegas as quick as possible after spending a long trip there full of heavy drinking and suggestive dancing
After leaving Vegas,
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."
by The Love Docta April 24, 2014
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Taken to Vegas

To receive an absolutely horrible and bizarre handjob.
I work up with cuts on my dick after I was taken to vegas
by Articue February 27, 2014
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Vegas Midwives

When Ref's are bought off to help change the game via certain play-callsfor Vegas to win millions upon million of dollars. Often big games, such as seeding, playoffs, championships (super bowl)
The Refs are Vegas Midwives because they screwed over team A on an obvious play, so that team B would win, if the bets are high enough.
by cantstandprofessionalrefs December 30, 2012
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House in Vegas

Jerry has a House In Vegas
by Raskine1297 May 31, 2019
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