testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.

Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*

by woofemasse January 26, 2022

Testing

When a bull is abusive to a cuckold. Normally by verbally degrading him and his choice of being a cuckold.

The bull was testing the cuck by calling him pathetic and asking how he could let his girlfriend do this.

The bull was testing the cuckold by licking him out the room. Not allowing him to watch.

The bull listed his interests as domination, testing, anal play

by Jazon1 February 25, 2022

texting and scones

sending nudes

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you”

by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022

Testing The Authority

A saying to describe a member trying to get a rise out of a staff member. This is a common saying for either Discord Admins or admins on any other platform.

Some dude in a discord server I am in posted a meme in general chat and was banned because he was testing the authority of the admins.

by xx_memes_xx September 20, 2022

Texting aim

the thing that corrects your message “Autocorrect”

I accidentally clicked the texting aim thing

by Adniw September 24, 2022

Testing out this

Testing out this is lit

Testing out this yes

by Yo boi XY October 5, 2022

Tofting

The act of being smothered (or smothering) under (or with) the buttock cheeks, anus and scrotum / labia of a fellow participant in some sort frothy sex play. Named after Danish Footballer Stig Tofting during his FIFA World Cup outing of 2002 who was a bullish no-nonsense type who's brutalisit appearance suggested he might be partial to a bit of "Tofting" himself.

In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.

Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".

Harry and Meghan frequently relaxed by indulging in a spot of Tofting. Megan usually Tofted the young ex-royal, and occasionally added some extra frisson by inviting celebrity friends such as Divine, Sir Elton John, and Butterbean to join in.

Or:

Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"

Jets fan: "I hate my life!"

by Cap'n Stevie February 2, 2023