Ol' Ted Turneranoud

- noun
1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.

Putting laxatives in the other canidates water and accidentally ending up drinking that water because that candiate switched them. Then shitting all over your trousers on national television on CNN. Ol' Ted Turneranoud happens the worlds know about it.

by AFrogers March 2, 2009

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

Fort Ted

Fort Ted.

"fort ted"
"..."
"okay"

by wazzcock September 11, 2022

Ted Nugent

Described as being "as divisive as he is legendary," this man is an amazing musician...and a downright horrible person. Even if you agree with him politically, one simply cannot deny that he is an utterly reprehensible human being.

Ted Nugent is the ultimate test of separating the art from the artist

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2024

Pulling a Ted

When one blows off plans with friends to jerk off into the exhaust pipe of a Brand New AMG GT series vehicle.

Dam dude Teds pulling a Ted on us tonight smh

by BILLLLLYBOB6996 February 27, 2020

Ted Nugent

A really awesome musician. Don't let the fact that he's a godawful human stop you from enjoying him.

Ted Nugent may be a racist, draft-dodging pedophile, but you can't deny he's absolutely outstanding.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 28, 2024

The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.

I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!

by Kj7770 November 17, 2023