by marcelmarechal July 15, 2010
Get the take it to the dump mug.Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.
Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3
by not_JESUS December 5, 2012
Get the Take a #3 mug.When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"
by Captain Breed April 12, 2017
Get the take it in the pants mug.A sex act where the woman straps on a dildo and sodomizes her man with it. The name comes from a scene in the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".
by Alex Stockwell August 18, 2009
Get the Take It Barry mug.by chuenweing April 14, 2017
Get the Taking a Bogdanoff mug.To refuse to fancy one's interlocutor by not accepting to listen to or be interested in the bullshit protruding from his or her pie-hole.
My boss just walked his ass up the stairs to come and order me to create another dumb ass powerpoint presentation and I informed him that I ain't gonna take no lip today!
by c_c_casper October 14, 2014
Get the take no lip mug.n. When, during soap operas and some sitcoms, a character stares off-screen until the scene ends and commercials begin.
Doctor: Steve, the tests have come back, and... I don't know how to tell you this, but Alan isn't really your son.
Steve: Then whose is it? *Does a soap-take*
Steve: Then whose is it? *Does a soap-take*
by Godofgamers September 9, 2009
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