Taint Misbehavin'

The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as The Brown Derby.

On the way to grandma's house Amy and I were involved in an auto accident. When asked for our statement by the officer, Amy calmly explained that we were Taint Misbehavin'. We were not cited for causing the accident.

by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006

Ghetto Taint

The smell of a person coming from unwashed body and/or recycled clothing; esp. that of a young African-American male.

man, El Norris got dat ghetto taint... he ain't gonna git none from her!

by Frank Discussion September 21, 2006

taint shot

when a man shoots his girlfriend (or boyfriend) in the taint after pulling out after sex.

he totally got his girl with a taint shot.

by Chrissy Some April 10, 2008

tainted doughnuts

Noun. An extremely attractive individual who is infected by a sexually transmitted disease.

"Damn man, she's bangin!"
"Look but don't touch bro, she's tainted doughnuts."

by scubamage November 14, 2006

taint guzzler

The act of licking or biting the sweaty area of the taint, located between the asshole and a man's nutsack.

"If you are reading this you are a taint guzzler."

by taint guzzler105 May 26, 2009

Taint Monopoly

The use of your taint when playing monopoly, instead of properties like Marvin Gardens

"I played Taint Monopoly the other day and i landed on Chris's Taint and had to pay 500 dollars"

by lordofthetaints July 15, 2008

Eight in the Taint

A size 8 shoe kicking the shit out of unsuspecting individual in the area between the genitals and the anus.

Mike: "Yo! What happened to you?"

Russ: "I told Claire to Shut the Fuck up, and she gave me a eight in the taint!"

by sh_rebel January 23, 2011