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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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trigger woman

Old lady who orders cheeseburger with uhhh uhh onion rings. Stays longer than 1 hour at a restaurant with mucho blah blah. Drinks about 2 gallons of free water. Peppermint.
by Blahhjhhrhrrj June 18, 2019
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Triggered

@columbro1
@columbro1 is the most triggered account on Twitter, yo
by patriotparty January 15, 2022
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Trigger

One who lacks a father figure and makes a fool of themself constantly as a result of persisting to be comedic by repeating an unfunny joke.
"GUYS GO TO R/STARWARSME PLEASE GUYS PLEASE LAUGH AT ME."
"Shut up Trigger."
by The Very Real Tick January 8, 2022
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