a homesexual male living a secret heterosexual life. Prefers to be the submissive type in the heterosexual relationship.
by Username1234509876 October 17, 2022
Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
by subinsbf March 18, 2018
An individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarrassing sunburn or sunburn lines.
"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
by ThugZone July 09, 2013
(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.
by Pure69 April 12, 2011
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by GdragonBEmyhusband September 04, 2016
Look at that hunk.
Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later
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Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later
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by Qbaybay October 12, 2013