red mexican sweater

When a woman has her vagina worn to the point where it appears to have folded inside out and has been left like this for some time. Giving it a dark appearance.
i was totally gonna do that chick till i saw her Red Mexican Sweater
by 141ello December 30, 2016
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Knit a sweater phase

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012
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Sweater Pecs

Having the pecs that are sizable enough to look good in a sweater.
Man, that guy sure has good sweater pecs!
by Andybandy69 October 1, 2015
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Kosby Sweater

The act of eating bright colored cereal such as fruit loops, fruity pebbles, trix ect, and vomiting on your sexual partner’s mom’s bare chest
I gave your mom a new kosby sweater
by Carlosinkimball January 18, 2022
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Crochet Sweater

Natalina wanted to cuddle with Tarun by the fireplace while he wore his warm crochet sweater
by Tiger aka Tickler November 6, 2012
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sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )
Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.
by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015
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big red sweater

a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes
Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr
by Big-T November 6, 2004
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