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The: boys she's a heather

I wanna be a heather too
by ElleTheHoe March 12, 2021
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Heather

The ratchet version of a Karen who thinks that having mixed-race kids is woke
Person in the dinner queue: ‘Hi can I get potatoes please?’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’
by Pain au chocolat March 13, 2021
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Heather

1. The girl Conan Gray is jealous of
2. The girl that got poisoned by drain cleaner
3. A pattern particularly seen on sweaters
I wish I were Heather...”
Shut up Heather”...”Sorry Heather!”
“I put on my favorite gray heather shirt today!”
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Heather

A Heather is a name for a stereotype, such as Betty, Karen, Kyle, Regina, Stacey, Chad and so forth. If you were to put these stereotypes on a map, a Heather would be right next to Stacey and Regina. For further understanding of a Heather see the movie Heathers. A Heather combines the bimbo quality of a Stacey with the cutthroat mean girl quality of a Regina. In fact, where Regina's most notably employ passive aggression, a Heather is much less subtle. If you meet a nice Heather, that is like finding a unicorn that shits 4 leaf clovers.
Aidan: Hey man her name is Donna, why did you call her a Heather?
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.
by Bigchunnilingus May 5, 2021
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Being a Heather

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.
You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.
by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022
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heather pena

Heather pena is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Her beauty only surpassed by her down to earth personality . If u ever get the chance to be one of her lovers, take note bc she will teach you something for sure . Hated by many, mostly bc of their inability to accept that she is everything they pretend to be with no effort. She is very loyal and you won't ever find someone more willing to help you
That girl is so pretty, she's a heather pena for sure
by Happy camper 89 July 24, 2022
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heathers

basicly meaning you and your 2 other friends ar bitches
look its the heathers, they've flow above it all
I wish I were a heather, I mean their solid Teflon,never bothered, never harassed, I would give anything to be like them
by .elleiot June 7, 2022
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