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Richard Leakey

A comical homage to the famed anthropologist of the same name,this phrase describes a man with a venereal disease causing his penis (dick aka Richard) to drip (leak) pus.
"Yo dawg....I wouldn't mess with Karen. She was seen a few times with Mike, and, Mike was seen at the free clinic, so he's most likely Richard Leakey. You don't think a 30 year-old goes to the free clinic for the sex ed class, do you? "
by WillHigh April 25, 2008
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RICHARD TEAGUE

A MALTEASER HEADED GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN
THE MALTEASER HEADER PERSON PULLED A GIRL CALLED HOLLY HAMBLIN EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN, I THINK HIS NAME IS RICHARD TEAGUE
by RobsDeadNan October 28, 2016
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Juelz Richards

Juelz Richard's is a fuckboy. Girls will forever be stuck on him. Because he is mad sexy. Bitches will fight over the dick because it must be good. He plays most of his bitches accept one. The one he didnt play he said he wants her to be his everything.
Juelz Richards is an extraordinary person with a great ego
by @flyjawnsnacks December 19, 2018
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Raunchy Richard

When your mom walks in your room, butt-ass naked, with a fork and soy sauce, and tells you to dig in.
My mom gave me a Raunchy Richard for dinner and I was super full after.
by Raunchy Richard May 28, 2019
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richard craver

Another name for someone attracted to men.
Dang, that chick ain't nothing but a Richard craver!

Shut up, Richard Craver.
by Woahdude May 31, 2016
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Richard Figures

Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.
"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.
by CaptainBlueBalls August 19, 2011
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Richard Gere

Oh god, I can't take any more of Richard Gere's ass clownerie.
by Dan February 22, 2004
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