Stalker

the creepy ass boney mf from half life 2

hyuckus: Stalker
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by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023

Stalker

The flash, the one and only

Wow that stalker is at my house- madisyn

by Devon Ball August 23, 2019

Stalker Look

The stalker look is Someone that looks shifty like they will stalk you.

Most examples of the Stalker Look are usually female with brown hair and resonably attractive,

Jennette R is the most pro stalker and looks totally stalkerish.

by yoyoyoyo111 November 2, 2009

Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.

"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"

by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010

Stalker Pietrow

(Pietrow, Pietrov, Petrov, etc.) Hero of anectodes told by "Blind" - main character of books about a daltonist stalker. He could be drunken russian brother of Chuck Norris.

Once upon a time, Stalker Pietrow came to the Monolith and did not sober up for the whole week.

by Pietrow August 1, 2021

mda stalker

I gun nut who stalks the Facebook pages of the local Moms Demand Action group and follows them to where they are having lunch. Sometimes by himself or if time permits, he will organize friends to join him. This stalker also practices open carry and comes armed with a gun claiming he is defending his 2nd amendment rights. The sad reality is, he's a stalker who is trying to intimidate.

Ex: Kory checked his local MDA Facebook page everyday until finally one mentioned meeting for lunch the next week. Quickly, he sent out the alarm to the other MDA stalkers to unite!

by kissmygrits December 15, 2013

tensley the stalker

Usually a fat gay male who stalks men and only knows basics of engineering as he’s lost his job at Honeywell for child porn on his phone. Known to sink his life savings into rostering corvettes to pick up the kiddies. Known to steal, obese, smokes meth in his garage.

There’s Tensley the stalker in his garage looking at the kids twisting a bowl of meth. Commonly southern

by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 27, 2024